The chart was here ten seconds ago. The Chart Goblin was also here ten seconds ago. Case closed.
The Chart Goblin is small, green, fast, and legally impossible to discipline because nobody can prove he works here. He appears wherever a form is almost complete, a printer is finally cooperating, or a doctor says, “I put it right there.”
He does not hate paperwork. He loves paperwork too much. He believes charts should travel, evolve, and occasionally live under a supply cart until Act Three.
His great enemy is Nurse No-Nonsense, who has begun labeling every folder with the cold focus of a detective in a rainstorm.
